I don't like this username anymore (haven't in a long time), so I proudly unveil... patchwork_deer.

Add me, even if you don't I'll be adding you, you won't escape. I'll follow you to the end of the Earth.

Today I found out that I can rub my tummy and pat my head at the same time.

Finish textiles tomorrow.. la la la lala not really very bothered. Should try to be more bothered in future.

My old Biology teacher once said "I'm a Biology teacher, for me saying 'penis' is like saying 'hello' : )'. I always wished that someone would walk into the classroom and he'd be all like 'Penis! *wave*'... but he never did...

Jon the crazy American who keeps threatening to rape me and have dogs and aliens and horses and everything rape me and our potential daughters then kill me and rape me again and stuff has been harassing me again. He's also started to get his friends to talk to me... One day I'm going to have an perfectly normal, not potentially a serial killer, non-stalkery, civilized person like me, and I shall probably have to die of shock.

I've been eating a lot of bonbons of late. I'm getting really into retro candy.

Blehhh....

EDIT: The lady that works in the Megabite at college gave me a free veggie sausage roll today. I think it's because 'have a nice day' is my new catchphrase. Today a lady was all 'OH MY GOD WHICH WAY TO HOSPITAL' and I was all 'It's that way *point* HAVE A NICE DAY' because that's just the kind of person I am : ) And yesterday or something a lady asked me to look after her shopping because I was making her hungry and so I did then I was all 'have a nice day'. I've been telling everyone to have a nice day of late. I think it's a phrase we need to use more often in our daily lives.

Iʻve just realized how much Iʻve been neglecting Random Acts Of Kindness. I mean, I always smile at strangers, say my ʻpleaseʻs and ʻthank youʻs and ʻhave a nice dayʻs (which is more than most people do these days), but I havenʻt done anything extra special in a long time. I used to decorate envelopes and put little messages in them about the importance of being kind, then leave them in cafes, shops, under car windscreen wipers etc etc, but I havenʻt done anything like that in ages~. I need to rememdy this, otherwise I shall never save the world ONE PERSON AT A TIME. I also stopped my random baking for friends, every friend should randomly bake for a friend every now and again.

Hereʻs some pictures...

Masterfoods has decided to add the enzymes from new born calves to itʻs ingredient lists for all of itʻs chocolate bars. That means no more Mars bars, Galaxy, Bounty, Milkyway etc. What cunts.

Galaxy was my favourite chocolate ever! It was so cheap, so creamy... Gyuuhh

AND they didnʻt even tell anyone when they started doing this! They just hoped that weʻd assume that since it was vegetarian, it still would be and keep on eating it.

I was going to be all ʻLOOK AT ME IʻM BEING DISCRIMINATED FOR BEING A BUDDHISTʻ but then I remembered that time when Buddha was all ʻyo yo donʻt eat for pleasure, but to stay alive yo yoʻ. At least my diet will improve.

But still... what cunts.


Bleh, anyhoo, on a slightly less ENRAGED AND BETRAYED note, I went to Lovely Lincoln yesterday. I went to Primark for the first time in my life! I got too tops, a dark blue floral number and a pink and green butterfly t-shirt.

I also got a beautiful Miso Pretty carrier bag, some momiji badges, and an ice cream lipgloss keyring.

I bought a new sketchbook, pictures coming soon.

Oh my goodness I really want a milkyway.

Thank you Ireland and Malta for voting for us. We only came second from last! Ireland came last. Third from last was France, I believe. I voted for France. My mum voted for Ukraine. Serbia won. My mum was really angry saying that everyone was just voting politically. Because about half the countries were all one country at one point. But how can one be angry whilst watching Eurovision?

My parents have been threatening each other with divorce. This time about sandwiches. But I explained to my dad that mum doesnʻt like sandwiches but she does like rolls and salads. There where salads and rolls in the house so everyone is happy now. I would also like to point out that we have a town/city called Sandwich in the South-East of England.

My arm has swollen up really bad and it looks like Iʻm a bodybuilder in one arm. It hurts : (

Eurovision tonight! Which means no Russel Brand. But it means Eurovision! Why is it that Israel and Russia are in Eurovision? But I donʻt mind.

So that we donʻt all get sad because of this Russell-less night, here are two photos...







Aww...

Ow. I really hurt my arm by slipping down the bus stairs as it was going round a roundabout, and trying to grab onto a metal pole to stop myself from falling all the way down. I would love if we could have buttons to press to tell the driver to stop. I also kept on falling asleep on the bus and every time my head would fall back and slam into a metal bar. Ow ow.

Oh, and on the way to college the driver stopped at a service station. Got a watering can. Then proceeded to water the bus. AND THEN AS WE CAME CLOSER TO NEW COLLEGE STAMFORD he went through a red traffic light. Scum of the Earth.

Anyhoo, exams went okay... lalalalala. I think I might learn Parsi. Iʻve been neglecting my Olelo Hawaiʻi a lot recently, so I should do a bit more of that. And Japanese. Iʻm good at Japanese. And German! Thai is also a beautiful language.

Me and Sophie hung out in the Mac Suite with the ND Graphics Kidz today. She just barged in then realized that there was a class in there. But Triv was teaching the class so she was just all ʻwelcome! sit downʻ. So we did. We and Emily chatted about gay ladybirds and the girl next to me and me listened to Justin Timberlake. I like Graphics People. I wish that I wanted to be a graphic designer.

I have two exams tomorrow so perhaps I should do some work instead of sitting around falling in love with comedians.

Oh, who am I kidding?

Iʻm feeling a bit half-dead from marker fumes, due to my graphics exam. Or at least I assume thatʻs what it is. They probably donʻt even make them fumey these days. This might well simply be the placebo effect.

Anyhow, I finished alllll of my work at around 11:58, with a whole two minutes to spare before the half-way-lunch-break. But, unlike in GCSEs, you can go as soon as youʻre done! Whee, two free periods. I bought some cute jeans, two cute plain t-shirts (one white, one dark purple), and the cutest top ever from New Look! Itʻs a bubblegum pink kind of.. apron...tunic... y.... tank top... with POCKETS, made out of organic cotton. Itʻs adorable, and was only #6! And I bought my fabric for my textiles exam. Or at least the main pink fabric for the skirt, I couldnʻt find any gingerbread-coloured fabric. I will be up many a late night experimenting with tea and paint to get the right colour.

Iʻm fitting comfortably into a size 12 now. I feel like a horrible vain bitchcunt for saying that. Iʻm very happy to stay at a size 12 though. Itʻs not too big, not too small. A nice average size.

Fine Art exam tomorrow. Looking forward to that. A nice day of drawing. I havenʻt yet decided what Iʻm going to do though... oops. Anyhow, itʻll all turn out for the best. It normally does. I enjoy exams more than regular work. Does this make me strange?